LETTERMAN’s Top Ten Reasons There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers

LETTERMAN’s top ten reasons there are no BLACK NASCAR drivers # 10 – Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 – Pistol won’t stay under front seat. # 8 – Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 – Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time. […]

It’s All About Location, Location, Location

In the news this week, a Southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel. The television reporter said: “Wow! He has about a million […]

Catholic Vocabulary List – Top Secret Stuff

This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and top secret code words, the better off they are. AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the […]