Category: QBall’s Tales
What Causes Arthritis?
A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man […]
Dog Sitting
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors’ male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, […]
Carry Condition – Tactical Butterscotch
This is the preferred method of concealed carry that will soon be insisted upon by the gun banners. Tell me just how safe you are now.
Founded By Genius, Run By Idiots
1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots. 2. If you have to get your parents permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, […]