One day a rookie police officer was sitting on the steps behind the police station. Between his feet is a one gallon paint can and in his right hand is a stick that he is using to stir something in the paint can. The rookies FTO walks over and says: “Hey rook, what’s in that can?”
The rookie replies: “Chicken shit and water.”
FTO: “What the hell are you doing with that?
Rookie: “I’m making a field training officer.”
The FTO goes inside the PD and tells the shift SGT to go ask the rookie what’s in the paint can. So the shift SGT walks out back and says: “Hey rook, what’cha got there?”
Rookie: “Chicken shit and water.”
Shift SGT: “What are you doing with it?”
Rookie: “I’m using it to make a shift SGT.”
The shift SGT goes to the Lieutenant and recounts the story of the rookie and the can full of chicken shit and water and how he first told the FTO he was making an FTO out of it and then said he was making a shift SGT with it. The lieutenant pooches his chest out and says: “I bet you that rookie ain’t got the cahones to tell me he’s making a lieutenant out of chicken shit and water.” and with that the lieutenant storms out the back door of the PD.
The lieutenant says to the rookie: “I bet you that’s a one gallon can full of chicken shit and water you’ve got there.”
Rookie: “You’re right, that’s exactly right.”
Lieutenant: “and I’ll bet that if I ask you what you’re making you’ll tell me that you’re making a lieutenant with it.”
Rookie: “No Sir, see, this is a one gallon paint can, you couldn’t possibly get enough chicken shit in here for that….”
–Appropriated from Cop Humor on Facebook.
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