How Policy is made And then came the assumptions And the plan was completely without form And darkness was upon the faces of the street cops And they spoke amongst themselves saying: “IT IS A CROCK OF CRAP AND IT STINKETH.” And the street cops went to their Sergeants and sayeth unto them: “IT IS … Read more
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you … Read more
One day a rookie police officer was sitting on the steps behind the police station. Between his feet is a one gallon paint can and in his right hand is a stick that he is using to stir something in the paint can. The rookies FTO walks over and says: “Hey rook, what’s in that … Read more
I know alot of seniors will be venturing out into the smart phone world, especially with the release of the new iPhone. Here are some of the better known texting acronyms you will be using… Senior Texting! ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: … Read more
A police captain, wanting to earn some money to pay his alimony, decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house, explained he was an off-duty police captain, who was looking to earn a little extra cash and asked the … Read more
Appropriated from Cop Humor on Facebook. @QBall45 A skinny little white guy goes into the holding room at County Jail, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says”7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound … Read more
Wouldn’t it be easier to order online or pre-order in store? Waiting In Line for days is something I’ve never been able to understand. @QBall45
Appropriated from Cop Humor on Facebook who appropriated from Law Enforcement WTF! Moments… @QBall45 A wet-behind-the ears border patrol agent is on his first night alone. He catches a group of about 20 illegals coming over the border and takes them at gunpoint, but he can’t remember his basic Spanish for “show me your hands.” … Read more
