Another Presidential Ticket

Rumor has it that Anthony Weiner is going to run for president. He has chosen attorney general Eric Holder as his running mate. Get your Weiner-Holder bumper stickers early, before they are gone. I can’t wait to see the Campaign Logo.

The Box office

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ‘ An old Master Sergeant sitting in the … Read more

Bass Pro Shop – Blind Attendant

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything … Read more

Biker Tough!

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he … Read more

QBall45’s BlackBerry Tip Of The Day

I often receive Email that contain pictures that are embedded using HTML code. This is not an issue for viewing these images. However, until this morning it has been an issue for me when I wish to download and save these images on my BlackBerry. Prior to this morning I have just waited until I … Read more