Did I write it? The simple answer is did I sign it? If and when I write something I always sign it. If there’s no signature you can bet what you are looking at is not an original @QBall45 piece. Most of the funny stuff you find here arrived in my “inbox” at one time … Read more
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back… or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did… FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a … Read more
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” RANCHER: “Well, there’s my hired hand that’s been with me for … Read more
Anyone who knows me well, knows all too well the struggle I have with spelling. This is a fact of life which I have learned to overcome. As a student, I detested reading and writing. Papers, projects, book reports, I detested it all. Not due to laziness but rather a struggle with spelling. My turn … Read more
I’ve been slackin in this department. Figure it’s about time for some more cartoons from Time.com where political & life humor happens daily. —@QBall45
I was asked ‘what’s on your screen?’ First off I prefer to run Adw Launcher Ex replacement home screen which allows me to change themes & therefore icons. My preferred theme for Adw is called Fluxed. As you can see my main home screen is boringly plain. Just the way I like it. Clean and … Read more
Where’s the tech news on QBall45.com? A fine question with an extremely simple answer. It’s missing. You might ask ‘why?’ This is where my answer is less than simple. There are many reasons as to why I have backed off writing about the latest tech news. I feel that a site needs a dedicated staff … Read more
A Minneapolis couple decided 2 go to Florida 2 thaw out during particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult 2 coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota and flew 2 Florida on Thursday, with … Read more
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell… Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was … Read more