I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman, who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy Margaritas with it instead of dinner?” “No, I had to stop drinking years … Read more
What is #TeamMyBBOTA? After becoming frustrated with finding BlackBerry Themes on Crackbbery.com that were Desktop Manager install only Devan decided to do something about it. On Nov 13,2009 Devan bought the domain name MyBBOTA.com MyBBOTA.com has made many changes since it went “live” back in November of ’09. Naturally, there have been several “face-lifts” given … Read more
Black ice is every drivers worst nightmare. Snow you can see. You know its there weather is fresh powder, wind drifted or hard packed. When its cold and raining we expect the road will very likely be slick with fresh ice. Black ice is different. You can’t see it. You have no idea its there. … Read more
A leap of faith. There comes a time in every mans life when they must make a leap of faith. For some this never happens. They grow up simply trusting… Believing. For others, the leap of faith is a constant struggle. Will Christ be here now when… The answer is YES. Trusting in Christ is … Read more
I find myself once again running the road in North Dakota. My usual stomping grounds while out in the truck. The state is full of life and there is always something new to see during the summer. Not so today the 11th of January. Today I find myself in a barren and frozen wasteland. Its … Read more
What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men. “Can you name … Read more
From an old deputy friend of my Dad’s. A guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. He hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. “Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says, “I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?” “Yes, I … Read more
From an old deputy friend of my Dad’s. A guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. He hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. “Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says, “I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?” “Yes, I … Read more
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: ‘Your butt is getting really big, I mean reeeally big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.’ With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and … Read more
I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his … Read more