What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men. “Can you name […]
From an old deputy friend of my Dad’s. A guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. He hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. “Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says, “I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?” “Yes, I […]
From an old deputy friend of my Dad’s. A guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. He hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. “Okay, Mr. Smith,” the cop says, “I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?” “Yes, I […]
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: ‘Your butt is getting really big, I mean reeeally big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.’ With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and […]
I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his […]
I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his […]
I know its been a long while since I’ve actually sat down to really write. Yes, I’ve been off writing a ton of stuff on Twitter. However, just how much can be said with a 140 character limit? Actually a lot can be said with that limit. But just how creative is it? Its not. […]
From one vet to another, Happy Veterans Day. Thanks for lacing up a pair of boots & grabbing your gear in service & defense of our great Nation. A selfless act of sacrifice for the Country we love so dear. In defense of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness you have chosen to serve. […]
The never ending Soap Opera of Margaret & Bert… Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Margaret looked him over. “Nope.” Frustrated, Bert […]
When the Music Stopped… (For those who are unaware: At all military base theaters, the National Anthem is played before the movie begins.) This is written from a Chaplain in Iraq : I recently attended a showing of ‘Superman 3′ here at LSA Anaconda. We have a large auditorium that we use for movies as well as memorial services and other large gatherings. […]