The DMV

I was going to put this on twitter but there’s too many liberals there and I don’t feel like getting flamed. I’m at the DMV this morning. This is America right? And the official language of the is US English right? If you’re not a citizen and don’t have any kind of documentation… How the … Read more

Country Doctor

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring… The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to the new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, ‘I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.’   The older doctor says, … Read more

It All Began With An iPhone

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.    He just loved it.  Who wouldn’t? I celebrated my birthday in August, and my wife made me very happy when   she bought me an iPad. My other son’s birthday was also in August so I got him an iPod Touch. … Read more

Microchip Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists To Speak To God

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes:  Generally from .223 to .50 cal. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No Anesthetic … Read more

This Weeks Funny Twitter Pics #1

Starting a new section this week. “Funny Twitter Pics” I hope you enjoy these as well as those to come. I’m sorry but the pics in this section will be sourced only as ‘from Twitter.’ —@QBall45 Meanwhile, outside a shower somewhere in the middle east…. Human v1.1 Buy beer not gas

The Spam Hammer

We all get sick and tired of spam emails right? Of course we do. What I find even worse are spam tweets on Twitter. You can not even mention words like Walmart, iPod, iPhone, iPad, home improvement… This list of hit words is endless. It gets to a point when we must say enough is … Read more

A Republican Truck

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new “feel” before they become extinct… The salesman (normally I wouldn’t care, was a black man wearing an Obama “change” lapel pin) sat … Read more

Egyptian riot gear

Being known throughout the globe as world class rock throwers they compliment this talent with some unique head protection. So just to outline here – these are makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current predicament. I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non standard army kit: Your classic 1979 … Read more