Category: QBall’s Tales

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business.  Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.  She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw […]

Before I start into a political rant I should explain what a drivers log is. As an operator of a commercial motor vehicle I am required by law to maintain a daily record of my activities. This shows where I’ve been, what I was doing when and for how long. The day splits into four […]

Random pictures from the past week or so. Figured I’d share. —@QBall45 Doubles in the ditch Over width, length & weight Ice buildup Snow piled in the middle of the street Plow Truck actually working! Wow! Over width load Twitter Fail!! not cool. Blowing water with the snow blower. Weird but had to be done.

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber’s face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation. He then looked around the bank […]

Here is a riddle for the true intellectual… Try to come up with the answer on your own.  However, the answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through. Here’s the riddle: At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth. One […]