QBall’s Tales

The Ultimate Parking Ticket

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This is classic.  Ever go shopping and find that some moron has parked like an idiot?  Of course you have.   We’ve all seen it.  Wish you could give ’em a ticket that explains just how stupid they are?  Yup… Me too.   Well head on over to http://youparklikeanasshole.com and grab the handy pdf file and print … Read more

The Rant: Developers

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I’ve previously written on the subject of mobile application developers.  Most of the time it’s in a positive light.  Once in a while I trip over something that just needs to have a spotlight shown on it.  As is the case today.  Below you will find a screen shot of an email reply from a … Read more

WINNER, World’s Shortest Essay

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WINNER, World’s Shortest Essay.  This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from London who won the World’s Shortest Essay competition. He was awarded a scholarship for his imagination and humour. Here’s an example of absolute brilliance: A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: 1) … Read more

Guys Last Supper

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After being caught out in the rain all day this guy decided he was hungry.  Why not have a little Taco Bell? This guy doesn’t look well… Blowing his nose nonstop. Wth?  His head hit the table!  Hope he’s alright.  I think this may have been his last supper.  That’ll teach his to stand out … Read more

Because It Fits Doesn’t Make It Cool

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Just because you can stuff a 7″ BlackBerry PlayBook in the front pocket of your 32×34 blue jeans doesn’t mean it’s cool.  This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen all day.  Seriously… I bet the chicks dig this.  Sorry android guys… It’s not cool to stuff your 7″ tab in your pocket either. Dude! … Read more

Life Skills Learned

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Some life skills are best learned early in life. Beer Pong!  Exactly what you expect your preschool kid to learn this morning.