A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw.” From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, “You lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!” The judge turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a […]
If pictures are worth a thousand words I figure that a video clip is even better. My advice on using RainX is to start with clean glass and then follow the instructions on the bottle. I generally get a weeks worth of driving which is usually around 3000 miles before I need to retreat the […]
The Police Department Structure Chief of Police Leaps tall buildings in a single bound …Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God Assistant Chief Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a […]
Today’s load is a full load of bacon grease. It’s being pumped off at a large feed mill to be used as an additive in livestock feed rations. @QBall45
THE BMW Fan -Via Mark Walker The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! […]
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer said as he […]