Fox News Parody About Gun-Free Zones Stopping Crime
While this is a parody there are those that truly believe that putting up signs and enacting laws will deter criminals bent on breaking the law. @QBall45
Category: QBall’s Tales
What’s Most Important
A young man learns what’s most important in life from the guy next door. Over the phone, his mother told him, “Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday.” Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days. “Jack, did you hear me?” “Oh, sorry, Mom. […]
Free Home To Anyone Who Will Take It
I was in my neighborhood restaurant this morning and was seated behind a group of jubilant individuals celebrating the… successful passing of the recent health care bill. I could not finish my breakfast. This is what ensued: They were a diverse group of several races and both sexes. I heard the young man exclaim, “Isn’t […]
One Sunny Day In January, 2013,
One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, […]
Cop Humor #17 – Drunk In Police Car
Drunk in Police Car A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He said, “No, I only live a mile away.” About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out […]
Snow in Central Minnesota – Are you prepared?
The first real snow of the season appears in Central Minnesota today. This is earlier than expected though not unusual. Are you prepared for winter? I know I’m not even close to being prepared. It’s time to get things ready for the long winter ahead. @QBall45
The 5-Minute Management Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 […]
Cop Humor #16 Bored Husband
BORED HUSBAND A wife insisted that her recently retired deputy sheriff husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, the wife is like most women; she loved to browse. Yesterday she received the following letter from the […]