Lie Detector Robot

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides  to test it at dinner. “Son, where were you today?” The son says “at school dad.” Robot slaps the son! “OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!” the son says “What DVD?” asks the father “Toy story.” Robot … Read more

Special Delivery Has Arrived

I finally arrived home this afternoon to find the package that @BigDogBo sent unexpectedly. Thanks Bo! Now I must find a coffee grinder. I greatly appreciate this gift. @QBall45

Supplies

At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, “You’re in charge of the cement.” Then he said to the Russian guy, “You’re in charge of the dirt.” Then he said to the Korean guy, “You’re in charge of the supplies.” Then he said, “I’m gonna be back … Read more