Cop Humor #14 The BMW Fan

THE BMW Fan -Via Mark Walker The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! … Read more

Cop Humor #13 Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer said as he … Read more

Obama Plans To Ban Guns

And just as we expected, Obama has taken off the gloves. The outrageous intentions of the would be President have been laid out in detail on his own website. http://change.gov/agenda/urbanpolicy_agenda/ Of particular interest to you should be this section that I’ve copied here for your convenience. Address Gun Violence in Cities: Obama and Biden would … Read more

Cop Humor #11 If Men Ruled The World

If Men Ruled the World… Birth control would come in ale or lager. Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.” When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you … Read more