QBall’s Tales
I Looked and I Read
I looked and I readI found them splendidNot one vicious wordTo make me offended The grammar was child-likeThe rhymes were quite plainI did not seeThe reason to complain The pictures are whimsicalThe characters uniqueA book for the youngI did not see the crime they speak A cat in a hatAn elephant of blueOne fish, two … Read more
I Remember A Man
I remember a man who said, “We need to close our borders.” I remember a man who said, “We need to bring our businesses home.” I remember a man who said, “We need to become less dependent on other countries to survive.” I remember a man who said, “We need to take care of America … Read more
Deer Management
Deer Management: An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns. The 8 pointer says, ‘I’m happy with my 10 does, we’re really getting along.’ The 4 pointer says, ‘I’m happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!’ The Button buck says,‘My two … Read more
Rules For Sons
Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king. In a negotiation, never make the first offer. Request the late check-out. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. Hold your heroes to a higher standard. Return a … Read more
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is. JOE BIDEN: … Read more
The Call
“I realize that the call required Peter to walk on water while the other disciples stayed in the boat. The call required Joshua and Caleb to have faith, while everyone else had fear. The call led 3 Hebrew boys to endure the fire, because they refused to worship another God. What I’m trying to get … Read more
The Moment Is Now
I did not write this – It was shared by a friend on Facebook. I think that it is worth the read and your time. – QBall45 Barely the day started and… it’s already six in the evening.Barely arrived on Monday and it’s already Friday.… and the month is already over.… and the year is … Read more
Eating Out 2020 Style
This is how nonsensical this mask wearing is!! Lmfao!!! Wear your mask! This is hysterical l! 😂😂 I swear, it’s magical! “Let’s go out to eat, 2020 style… Arrive at restaurant, fish three month old single-use surgical mask out of car’s filthy cupholder (still slightly sticky from this morning’s 84oz diet Pepsi). Strap up with … Read more