Funny Twitter Pics #5

This is what happens i guess My fuel tank is the same way. Empty. People really are this stupid. Stand up and accept responsibility for your actions and a scapegoat becomes unnecessary. Yes GOP your not listening to We The People either. This one is just dumb. Some people have no morals.

One Finger Salute

Leading the fight is US Marine  Gunnery Sgt. Michael Burghardt, known as ‘Iron Mike’ or just ‘Gunny’. He is on his third tour in Iraq. He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze Star for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548 pieces of ordnance during his second tour. Then, … Read more

Politically Incorrect Signs

I’ve heard the guy that put up these signs has been having trouble from the Feds. I guess they don’t like the message and have asked that they be taken down. Too bad! What happened to Freedom of speech? These signs reflect exactly how the real America feels and thinks. God Bless Middle American values. … Read more

Peaches

A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?” She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and … Read more

You may be a Muslim if…

“If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim.” “If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim.” “If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may … Read more

Proud Americian

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if … Read more