You may be a Muslim if…

“If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim.”

“If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim.”

“If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim.”

“If You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim.”

“If You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim.”

“If You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim.”

“If You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim.”

“If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim.”

“If your idea of a tank or APC is a Toyota pickup with a machine gun bolted to it, you may be a Muslim”

“If You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim.”

“If Your cousin is president of the United States . You may be a Muslim.”
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Thanks SouthernBella24 for sharing these politically incorrect funnys. However, I should note that while these appear to be in the style of Jeff Foxworthy they are not his. Check Here on Snoops.com & see for yourself.
—@QBall45