A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer said as he […]
Well, Mr. Citizen, it seems you’ve figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you’ve placed me. I’m stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth, you teach your children that I’m the boogeyman, then you’re shocked when they identify/associate […]
And just as we expected, Obama has taken off the gloves. The outrageous intentions of the would be President have been laid out in detail on his own website. http://change.gov/agenda/urbanpolicy_agenda/ Of particular interest to you should be this section that I’ve copied here for your convenience. Address Gun Violence in Cities: Obama and Biden would […]
ANGER MANAGEMENT When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the […]
The next time you find yourself in a “discussion” with one of those liberals that simple doesn’t think you have any need for a firearm show ’em this. End said “discussion” with “I’m just trying to be green.” @QBall45
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you […]
One day a rookie police officer was sitting on the steps behind the police station. Between his feet is a one gallon paint can and in his right hand is a stick that he is using to stir something in the paint can. The rookies FTO walks over and says: “Hey rook, what’s in that […]
A police captain, wanting to earn some money to pay his alimony, decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house, explained he was an off-duty police captain, who was looking to earn a little extra cash and asked the […]