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The Nun At Hooters

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A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, the … Read more

Life As A Child Growing Up In Texas

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Around age 10 my Dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor will take 6 rounds before it goes down? … Read more

Issimo Tip of The Day

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One of the perks for being a VIP member of TheMobiZone.com is having access to some rather cool applications. The most prominent being Issimo which is a fine Twitter client. I am a fanatic about loading the “latest and greatest” BlackBerry operating system as well as the latest hybrid. Part of my loading process is … Read more

It’s Been One of Those Days

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I think you all can appreciate this one…  I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas… The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. _____________________________________ Thanks Sue, I love a good funny first thing in the morning. —@QBall45

The DMV

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I was going to put this on twitter but there’s too many liberals there and I don’t feel like getting flamed. I’m at the DMV this morning. This is America right? And the official language of the is US English right? If you’re not a citizen and don’t have any kind of documentation… How the … Read more

Country Doctor

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A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring… The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to the new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, ‘I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.’   The older doctor says, … Read more

It All Began With An iPhone

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March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.    He just loved it.  Who wouldn’t? I celebrated my birthday in August, and my wife made me very happy when   she bought me an iPad. My other son’s birthday was also in August so I got him an iPod Touch. … Read more

Microchip Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists To Speak To God

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The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes:  Generally from .223 to .50 cal. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No Anesthetic … Read more

This Weeks Funny Twitter Pics #1

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Starting a new section this week. “Funny Twitter Pics” I hope you enjoy these as well as those to come. I’m sorry but the pics in this section will be sourced only as ‘from Twitter.’ —@QBall45 Meanwhile, outside a shower somewhere in the middle east…. Human v1.1 Buy beer not gas