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Grandma’s Boyfriend

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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.  Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’ Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and … Read more

Lucky45’s v8.1

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Here’s what’s on my BlackBerry screen today. I had the pleasure of checking out Lucky45’s new v8.1 OS6 Theme using REAL PlayBook & OS7 icons for 97xx & 9650 today before it was posted on CrackBerry. This was a real treat for me. I’ve been a fan of his work for a while now. One … Read more

Ole, The Norwegian Wrestler

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A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian… He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has”. Whatever you … Read more

It Pays To Read Your Product Lables

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I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!!!! It’s the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.” NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!! Well! … Read more

Adult Truths

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1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is … Read more