Author: qball45
Cop Humor #12 The Apprehension
“The apprehension.” Sent by an anonymous fan… I am a 13 year Deputy, currently assigned as a Narcotics Investigator / K9 Handler. I began handling K9’s in 2002 and during the beginning, like all handlers, I started on the streets as a Patrol K9 Deputy. About three years in I had grown very accustomed to […]
Mom’s Two Bird Stories
I have to tell you my two bird stories. First off, there’s the crazy mother robin that decided to build a nest in the hanging pot by the front door. She laid 3 eggs, but would fly off if anyone got close to the door inside and out. So with all the roofing going […]
Fox News Parody About Gun-Free Zones Stopping Crime
While this is a parody there are those that truly believe that putting up signs and enacting laws will deter criminals bent on breaking the law. @QBall45
What’s Most Important
A young man learns what’s most important in life from the guy next door. Over the phone, his mother told him, “Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday.” Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days. “Jack, did you hear me?” “Oh, sorry, Mom. […]
Free Home To Anyone Who Will Take It
I was in my neighborhood restaurant this morning and was seated behind a group of jubilant individuals celebrating the… successful passing of the recent health care bill. I could not finish my breakfast. This is what ensued: They were a diverse group of several races and both sexes. I heard the young man exclaim, “Isn’t […]
Forgotten Stash
I completely forgot about this 500 count box of 55gr .223 FMJ’s that I had picked up a few years ago. It appears that I have not been loading much for my AR. —@QBall45