Kids, I regret to inform you that Santa Claus has had an accident. Apparently he had a bit too much eggnog while on a test flight. Somehow he managed to fall out of the Sleigh. As luck would have it, he was able to hitch a ride with an airliner that just happened to be in the area. Unfortunately it has yet to be determined if he’ll be able to deliver your gifts on Christmas Eve as scheduled.
–QBall45
