A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT.’ On … Read more
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman. In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph wiith herf ace up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away gor a couple seconds… to continue shaving. And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my … Read more
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a bass boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted … Read more
Police Stop at 1:00 A.M. An elderly man is stopped by the police at 1:00 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.” The officer then asks, “Really? Who … Read more
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you’ll ever read: 1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take … Read more
Dear Mom, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when … Read more
My wife and I started talking about doing some home improvements not long after we bought the place. We knew it was in need of some exterior upgrades. The roof was functional but older. Some of the windows were newer though most looked to be original. The siding is that old narrow wood verity. The … Read more
About August 11th I was made aware of the fact that my favorite BlackBerry weather application was in public beta testing for Android. Naturally i jumped right in. After about a week and a half of testing our friends at Bellshare have released BeWeather to the public in the Android Market. For a limited time … Read more
The sign in the pictures below clearly indicate the dissatisfaction of at least one Verizon Wireless customer. While many major markets have enjoyed upgrades to the new 4G system, the small outstate markets lag far behind. One might think that all areas have 3G coverage. However, the small rural Minnesota farm community where I found … Read more