A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of the audience … Read more
A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for … Read more
I’ve decided to share the collection of free printable targets that I’ve found while searching the interwebs. The pertinent particulars regarding origination should be visible on each target. So, I think I’m covered in copyright area as I’m simply sharing (without changing or claiming ownership) that which has been and currently is being shared for … Read more
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” Second guy: “That’s nothing; I … Read more
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?” The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a … Read more
Amendment I Free speech shall only be allowed if everyone agrees with it, or if it fits the agenda of the Democratic Party. Religion shall not be tolerated in our government, unless it is Islam. Amendment II You may each have one black powder musket and no more than three lead balls. Amendment III Why … Read more
I recognize that the use of chemicals on the highways of America in an effort to keep us safe is a necessity. Unfortunately, I find that I’m annoyed by how bad it makes my vehicles appear. When I left the shop on Sunday afternoon my rig was clean having just been washed on Saturday. Today … Read more
The Hammer is one of the most common hand tools ever invented yet it is also one of the most often overlooked. Simplistic in design. Utilitarian in use. Virtually every home in the world has one or more of varying designs. I have many different hammers at the house, most are of the claw hammer … Read more
Sunrise the morning after the Groundhog Day 2016 snow storm was a beautiful one. Honestly, the entire day was very nice with clear skies (for the most part) and mild to moderate winds. This picture was taken “up north” near Wadena, MN. –QBall45