JUST A FEW REASONS WHY “YOU’RE PROBABLY A CHICKEN HAULER”! IF YOU HAVE LOTS OF “JEWELERS ROUGE”, BUT DONT EVEN WEAR JEWELRY. WHEN RETIREING FROM TRUCKIN’, IF YOU HAVE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING A ”CONEX BOARD” IN YOUR ”HEARING AID”. IF YOU’VE EVER THOUGHT OF HAVING THE “OIL CHANGED ON YOUR CB ANTENNA”. IF YOU … Read more
Today is just another day in the life as a trucker. Some go much better than others. I went to start unloading this morning. Only to discover i had myself a hydraulic oil leak. I’m in a hurry. Stuck in the right lane. Not that the left is moving much faster. But… Just another beautiful … Read more
Today is just another day in the life as a trucker. Some go much better than others. I went to start unloading this morning. Only to discover i had myself a hydraulic oil leak. I’m in a hurry. Stuck in the right lane. Not that the left is moving much faster. But… Just another beautiful … Read more
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE Black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him Looks down and says: ‘7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch cock, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.’ The little guy faints and falls to … Read more
Now I like this idea…….. Here’s a solution to all the controversy over “full-body” scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you. But, will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will … Read more
I trust a lot of people. Some with my life. I’m not so sure that I trust anyone enough to shoot a watermelon off the top of my head. This is a perfect example of a watermelon suffering catastrophic structural failure.
I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like this speaker, Nan , I do not … Read more
“Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren’t very smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and … Read more
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”. The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?”. The little boy nodded … Read more