Now I like this idea…….. Here’s a solution to all the controversy over “full-body” scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you. But, will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will […]
I trust a lot of people. Some with my life. I’m not so sure that I trust anyone enough to shoot a watermelon off the top of my head. This is a perfect example of a watermelon suffering catastrophic structural failure.
I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like this speaker, Nan , I do not […]
“Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren’t very smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and […]
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”. The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?”. The little boy nodded […]
I recently asked my friends little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied, “I’d give […]
This just about says it all. PEOPLE ASK WHY? Why Carry a Gun? My old grandpa said to me “Son, there comes a time in every man’s life when he stops bustin’ knuckles and starts bustin’ caps and usually it’s when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin.” I don’t carry a gun […]
Memorial Day has become lost in the shuffle as “just” another day off. An excuse to party with friends on the last Monday in May. I find it ironic that on the Day we should spend time honoring our fallen soldiers, so many don’t. They’re “too busy.” They forget. Far too many have forgotten the […]