“The Kiss”

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a beautiful young girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. “What are you doing?” he asks. “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity. He asked … Read more

More Funnies

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming.  Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, ‘So … Read more

Why?

A young Arab asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?” The father said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.” “And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the young man. “It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it … Read more

It’s Official– Best Parents of 2010

I’m not certain were my Dad gets some on the things he sends me by email. Most of it is extremely funny. This mornings email was no exception. The following pictures are from a nlog post on theChive titled “More candidates for parents of the year.” This blog appears to be filled with funny as … Read more

Be Careful Out There

I received an email today from a friend of mine. It contained a truck load of pictures. Each has its own interesting story. The pictures speak for themselves. Be careful out there. Life is far to short to be careless. —@QBall45

Random Truckin Pics

These are just a few pictures from my latest run to Chicago. River bridge @ Dubuque Stop & Go. Mostly Stop So hazy the skyline isn’t cool Nice n hazy in the Windy City Lookin down on the roof top That ramp is mighty close Love drivin through tunnels

Why Athletes Can’t Have Regular Jobs:

Why Athletes Can’t Have Regular Jobs: 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.” 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want … Read more