A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’ Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and […]
Share what’s on your phone screen on this Memorial Day. Device type makes me no difference. Feel free to email john (at) qball45 (dot) com, or tweet me @QBall45
In remembrance of Memorial Day I thought I would post the wallpapers I have in my personal collection. Feel free to send in any that are fitting and I will add them to this page. You may send your wall paper via BBM, Twitter @QBall45 or email me john (at) qball45 (dot) com. —@QBall45
A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian… He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has”. Whatever you […]
I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!!!! It’s the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.” NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!! Well! […]
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is […]
With the ever growing number of concealed weapons permits growing exponentially each year the Anti Gun Industry goes to great lengths to push their message. The most common evidence of this being the “NO GUNS ALLOWED” signs that seem to pop up like spring time weeds. Here are a few examples. The message the following […]
Wherever you travel, be sure you understand this important sign. Restroom signs from around the world. People are certainly creative with their restrooms signs. Thanks Dad for sharing with me. —@QBall45
In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.” The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. The former generation […]