Police Stop at 1:00 A.M. An elderly man is stopped by the police at 1:00 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.” The officer then asks, “Really? Who […]
These are possibly the 5 best sentences you’ll ever read: 1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take […]
Dear Mom, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when […]
What is beta testing? Beta testing is the process used by developers to stress test an application or device prior to official public release. This process might be a rapid and intense test period with multiple revisions. Or it may stretch out over many weeks or even months. Public vs Private Beta Test A public […]
These pictures were all taken today on my HTC Inc2. I guess that paint was still a bit wet. Oops!
I made a decision on Saturday, June 12th to move from BlackBerry to the Android platform. I have tried hard to stay dedicated to the RIMs BlackBerry. However, since the Android platform really started to explode it seems that RIM has allowed their BlackBerry product line to stall out. Yes, the Torch was a nice […]
Rumor has it that Anthony Weiner is going to run for president. He has chosen attorney general Eric Holder as his running mate. Get your Weiner-Holder bumper stickers early, before they are gone. I can’t wait to see the Campaign Logo.
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ‘ An old Master Sergeant sitting in the […]
Yesterday afternoon I received an email from a friend of mine that contained a link to a story about how the United Nations wishes to put forth a ban on small arms. The following is my reply to that email and my general opinion on the UN. —@QBall45 The UN has been trying for years […]