QBall’s Tales

Where’s The Tech News?

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Where’s the tech news on QBall45.com?  A fine question with an extremely simple answer.  It’s missing.  You might ask ‘why?’  This is where my answer is less than simple.  There are many reasons as to why I have backed off writing about the latest tech news. I feel that a site needs a dedicated staff … Read more

Waitin On A Woman

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A Minneapolis couple decided 2 go to Florida 2 thaw out during particularly icy winter.  They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult 2 coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota and flew 2 Florida on Thursday, with … Read more

Best Divorce Letter Ever Written

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Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.  I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.  These last 2 weeks have been hell…  Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was … Read more

Apartment For Rent

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 A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.  They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he  did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,  calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT.’ On … Read more

Freebies

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I have never heard this said as plain or as well. Class war at its best. The folks who are getting the free shit, don’t like the folks who are paying for the free shit, because the folks who are paying for the free shit, can no longer afford to pay for both the free … Read more

Damn Women Drivers!

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This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman.  In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph wiith herf ace up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.  I looked away gor a couple seconds… to continue shaving. And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.  As a man, I don’t scare easily.  But she scared me so much;  I dropped my … Read more

Hot Air Balloon

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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a bass boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted … Read more

Lecture And Proof Reading

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Police Stop at 1:00 A.M. An elderly man is stopped by the police at 1:00 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.” The officer then asks, “Really? Who … Read more