QBall’s Tales

Pull Up Your Pants!

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FOR ALL OF U THAT THINK IS NICE TO WALK WITH UR PANTS BELOW UR BUTT, READ THE FOLLOWING EXPLANATION: THIS TREND WAS BORN IN THE UNITED STATES’ JAILS, WHERE PRISONERS WHO WERE WILLING TO HAVE SEX WITH OTHER PRISONERS NEEDED TO INVENT A SIGNAL THAT WOULD GO UNNOTICED BY THE GUARDS SO THEY WOULDN’T … Read more

Pocahontas

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On many occasions I’ve driven through the small town in north central Iowa called Pocahontas. I’m always in a rush to get somewhere and have not stopped for a picture. As luck would have it, I was not in my usual rush as I passed through today. So with my flashers on I pulled ‘er … Read more

Loading From Rail Cars

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I’ve loaded my tanker from a rail car before. However, last night’s experience was one I’d rather not repeat. Suffice it to say I had no fun.

Kumquats

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I’ve heard of kumquats before. But had never seen them until this past weekend.

Black Friday Shopping

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This is crazy go nuts. The line waiting for the store to open stretched the length of the store front and all the way down the side. This is one if two lines waiting for the electronics counter.

Naughty Things Thanksgiving

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Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving… 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It’s Cool Whip time! 4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst! 5. That’s one terrific spread! 6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you … Read more