Category: QBall’s Tales
Images From The Road Today
RainX is awesome. Enough said. Some fantastic cloud pictures. Bridge demolition is always fun to see progress as weeks go by. Let’s sum up the day as wet in the morning, nice while I had lunch with the family, wet as in torrential downpour late afternoon early evening and not to shabby this evening at […]
Two Week Old RainX
Two weeks ago I applied RainX to the windshield according to the manufacturer’s instructions on the bottle. After having driven through heavy rain several times last week and a truck wash on Saturday this mornings rain still beads up very nicely. I use RainX to improve visibility thereby improving my safe operation on the road. […]
Eight Words With Two Meanings
1. Thingy; (thing-ee) n. Female… Any part under a car’s hood. Male… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. Vulnerable; (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female… Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male… Playing football without a cup. 3. Communication; (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male… […]
Traffic Nightmare
We were backed up for miles last night in Wisconsin. Delays always suck no matter the cause.
Today’s The Day
A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of the audience […]
Designated Decoy
A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for […]
Four Guys Fishing
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” Second guy: “That’s nothing; I […]
I Said Chicken
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?” The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a […]