Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back… or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did… FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a … Read more
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” RANCHER: “Well, there’s my hired hand that’s been with me for … Read more
Where’s the tech news on QBall45.com? A fine question with an extremely simple answer. It’s missing. You might ask ‘why?’ This is where my answer is less than simple. There are many reasons as to why I have backed off writing about the latest tech news. I feel that a site needs a dedicated staff … Read more
A Minneapolis couple decided 2 go to Florida 2 thaw out during particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult 2 coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota and flew 2 Florida on Thursday, with … Read more
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell… Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was … Read more
What is beta testing? Beta testing is the process used by developers to stress test an application or device prior to official public release. This process might be a rapid and intense test period with multiple revisions. Or it may stretch out over many weeks or even months. Public vs Private Beta Test A public … Read more
Rumor has it that Anthony Weiner is going to run for president. He has chosen attorney general Eric Holder as his running mate. Get your Weiner-Holder bumper stickers early, before they are gone. I can’t wait to see the Campaign Logo.
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ‘ An old Master Sergeant sitting in the … Read more