This Is A Brilliant Idea….

Now I like this idea…….. Here’s a solution to all the controversy over “full-body” scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you. But, will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will … Read more

Do You Trust?

I trust a lot of people. Some with my life. I’m not so sure that I trust anyone enough to shoot a watermelon off the top of my head. This is a perfect example of a watermelon suffering catastrophic structural failure.

A new, updated, Dr. Seuss book:

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like this speaker, Nan , I do not … Read more