A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, the … Read more
Around age 10 my Dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor will take 6 rounds before it goes down? … Read more
I think you all can appreciate this one… I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas… The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. _____________________________________ Thanks Sue, I love a good funny first thing in the morning. —@QBall45
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring… The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to the new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, ‘I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.’ The older doctor says, … Read more
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn’t? I celebrated my birthday in August, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. My other son’s birthday was also in August so I got him an iPod Touch. … Read more
Starting a new section this week. “Funny Twitter Pics” I hope you enjoy these as well as those to come. I’m sorry but the pics in this section will be sourced only as ‘from Twitter.’ —@QBall45 Meanwhile, outside a shower somewhere in the middle east…. Human v1.1 Buy beer not gas
Here’s this weeks cartoons from Time.com —@QBall45
Being known throughout the globe as world class rock throwers they compliment this talent with some unique head protection. So just to outline here – these are makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current predicament. I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non standard army kit: Your classic 1979 … Read more
A photographer will die of old age waiting to get another shot like this one. It’s a great picture – no matter the verbiage
This Weeks Time.com Cartoons of the Week. I love these. —@QBall45