BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, forward em to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Whogivzadamn Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin.’ […]
At a Church gathering trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, “Where do women mostly have curly hair?” I was told to leave. Apparently, it’s Africa. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not […]
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,— ‘What time of night to […]
Senior Love. I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife is watching […]
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revellers saw the nun, the […]
Around age 10 my Dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor will take 6 rounds before it goes down? […]
I think you all can appreciate this one… I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas… The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. _____________________________________ Thanks Sue, I love a good funny first thing in the morning. —@QBall45