Misc.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who … Read more

Might have to move to Rockville, Maryland… If you’re not going to listen to your mother and keep your language clean, you’re going to have to answer to the law in Rockville, Maryland. Here, it’s illegal to swear within earshot of other people, whether you’re on a street, sidewalk or highway. The penalty is a … Read more

BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, forward em to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr. Whogivzadamn Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin.’ … Read more

Here’s your Time.com cartoons for this week. Enjoy. —@QBall45

At a Church gathering trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, “Where do women mostly have curly hair?” I was told to leave. Apparently, it’s Africa.       One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not … Read more

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.  His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,— ‘What time of night to … Read more

Senior Love.   I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.  I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my wife is watching … Read more

This weeks Time.com Cartoons can also be found Here. —@QBall45