Funny Stuff

Socks Wants To Help Me Work

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I was sitting here with the laptop checking out and comparing washing machines as ours suffered a catastrophic failure in its transmission. So, the Mrs and I decided that we’d just buy a new one rather than dump a bunch of money into a machine that’s 16 years old. After reading more than I ever … Read more

Douche-Bags And Thugs

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Ever wonder what Dr. Seusse’s rhymes would have been like if he were a cop? It might look something like this…. Douche-Bags And Thugs by Dr. Sleuth I do not like douche bags and thugs, I would not like to give them hugs, I do not want to buy them drugs, or pills, or smack … Read more

The Entitlement Generation

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So my youngest brother is married, working a part time job as a pizza delivery person, and has a child on the way. He wants to buy an $11,000 car for his wife and a truck for himself, all while they both don’t make much money. Seriously, where does he think money comes from? Print … Read more

Drunkin Driver

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Only an Aussie could pull this one off!  A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland… Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighborhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke Sandery) leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car … Read more

Cop Humor #12 The Apprehension

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“The apprehension.” Sent by an anonymous fan… I am a 13 year Deputy, currently assigned as a Narcotics Investigator / K9 Handler. I began handling K9’s in 2002 and during the beginning, like all handlers, I started on the streets as a Patrol K9 Deputy. About three years in I had grown very accustomed to … Read more

Free Home To Anyone Who Will Take It

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I was in my neighborhood restaurant this morning and was seated behind a group of jubilant individuals celebrating the… successful passing of the recent health care bill.  I could not finish my breakfast. This is what ensued: They were a diverse group of several races and both sexes.  I heard the young man exclaim, “Isn’t … Read more