Funny Stuff
Some Thoughts For The Day
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LETTERMAN’s Top Ten Reasons There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers
LETTERMAN’s top ten reasons there are no BLACK NASCAR drivers # 10 – Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 – Pistol won’t stay under front seat. # 8 – Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 – Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time. … Read more
It’s All About Location, Location, Location
In the news this week, a Southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel. The television reporter said: “Wow! He has about a million … Read more
When We Were Kids
If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning….Uphill… Barefoot…BOTH ways…yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising … Read more
Catholic Vocabulary List – Top Secret Stuff
This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and top secret code words, the better off they are. AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the … Read more
Obama Does Skeet Shooting?
The most hilarious thing I’ve heard about Obama is the fact that “He does the skeet Shooting all the time.” The White House quickly followed the Obama’s statement with a terrible piece of political propaganda. The following image was released with explicit instructions that indicated that this image wasn’t to be manipulated or altered in … Read more
