Funny Stuff

Three Amigos

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This appears to be the perfect combination.  The three amigos if you will.  A splash of cologne to make you smell better.  (as if that’s possible)  A bit of horny goat weed to improve your poor performance.  And last but not least a no-name-brand “Design Ribbed” condom…  with raised spirals for her stimulation.  Seriously… If … Read more

Dads Response

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I took my  dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at  the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue. My dad … Read more

My Favorite Animal

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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. 

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PERA.   He said they love animals very much.  I do, too.  Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.  I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.  I told her it was chicken.  She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.” Guess where I am now...