Category: Funny Stuff
Three Amigos
This appears to be the perfect combination. The three amigos if you will. A splash of cologne to make you smell better. (as if that’s possible) A bit of horny goat weed to improve your poor performance. And last but not least a no-name-brand “Design Ribbed” condom… with raised spirals for her stimulation. Seriously… If […]
Dads Response
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue. My dad […]
The Ruger Congressman
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of Senators and Representatives. It will be named the “Congressman”. It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it!
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my […]