Nine Months Later

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.  So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ‘I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this … Read more

Southern Charm

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman … Read more

Like A Chimney

The Redneck went to the hospital As his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, The Nurse says “Congratulations,Your wife has had quints, 5 big baby boys.”  The Redneck says,”I’m not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney.” The nurse replies, “You might want to consider getting it cleaned,The babies are all … Read more

Funny Pic

An ordinary picture right?  Sure it is.  Take a closer look.

Not So Cheap Glass Cleaner

If This week started out with roads that were a sloppy mess typical of a Minnesota winter.  While I was loading todays load yesterday afternoon I decided I’d clean my glass as it had become all but impossible to see out the side windows. With paper towels in hand I reached for my can of … Read more