Firearms

“The apprehension.” Sent by an anonymous fan… I am a 13 year Deputy, currently assigned as a Narcotics Investigator / K9 Handler. I began handling K9’s in 2002 and during the beginning, like all handlers, I started on the streets as a Patrol K9 Deputy. About three years in I had grown very accustomed to … Read more

Drunk in Police Car A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He said, “No, I only live a mile away.” About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out … Read more

BORED HUSBAND A wife insisted that her recently retired deputy sheriff husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, the wife is like most women; she loved to browse. Yesterday she received the following letter from the … Read more

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw.” From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, “You lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!” The judge turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a … Read more

The Police Department Structure Chief of Police Leaps tall buildings in a single bound …Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God Assistant Chief Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a … Read more