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Norwegian Virgin

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Olof Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow…right in his crotch.  Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.  He said:  “How bad is it Doc?  I’m going on my honeymoon next veek and my … Read more

Pull Up Your Pants!

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FOR ALL OF U THAT THINK IS NICE TO WALK WITH UR PANTS BELOW UR BUTT, READ THE FOLLOWING EXPLANATION: THIS TREND WAS BORN IN THE UNITED STATES’ JAILS, WHERE PRISONERS WHO WERE WILLING TO HAVE SEX WITH OTHER PRISONERS NEEDED TO INVENT A SIGNAL THAT WOULD GO UNNOTICED BY THE GUARDS SO THEY WOULDN’T … Read more

Pocahontas

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On many occasions I’ve driven through the small town in north central Iowa called Pocahontas. I’m always in a rush to get somewhere and have not stopped for a picture. As luck would have it, I was not in my usual rush as I passed through today. So with my flashers on I pulled ‘er … Read more

Loading From Rail Cars

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I’ve loaded my tanker from a rail car before. However, last night’s experience was one I’d rather not repeat. Suffice it to say I had no fun.

Kumquats

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I’ve heard of kumquats before. But had never seen them until this past weekend.