Author: qball45
Guidelines For My Daughter’s Date
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot […]
Guys Last Supper
After being caught out in the rain all day this guy decided he was hungry. Why not have a little Taco Bell? This guy doesn’t look well… Blowing his nose nonstop. Wth? His head hit the table! Hope he’s alright. I think this may have been his last supper. That’ll teach his to stand out […]
Because It Fits Doesn’t Make It Cool
Just because you can stuff a 7″ BlackBerry PlayBook in the front pocket of your 32×34 blue jeans doesn’t mean it’s cool. This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen all day. Seriously… I bet the chicks dig this. Sorry android guys… It’s not cool to stuff your 7″ tab in your pocket either. Dude! […]
Life Skills Learned
Some life skills are best learned early in life. Beer Pong! Exactly what you expect your preschool kid to learn this morning.
Funniest Line Of The Day
I couldn’t help but laugh when I read this line. Yes… It’s pointed at me in regards to today’s earlier post.
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
I was cruising the boards this morning as is my normal morning ritual. I came across a thread on XDA that caught my eye. *Click* A good thread title grabs my attention in the same way a good headline in a newspaper does… Oh wait… I don’t actually read the paper copy of the Paper […]
No Reverse Gear
This is what happens sometimes when morons are allowed to drive. Drive into a tight spot expecting that you’ll be able to back out… That’s when thr worst happens… Your reverse gear goes out… Nose up to a building & ya can’t back up. Now what? You’d best get busy calling a wrecker because I’m […]