One day a rookie police officer was sitting on the steps behind the police station. Between his feet is a one gallon paint can and in his right hand is a stick that he is using to stir something in the paint can. The rookies FTO walks over and says: “Hey rook, what’s in that […]
I know alot of seniors will be venturing out into the smart phone world, especially with the release of the new iPhone. Here are some of the better known texting acronyms you will be using… Senior Texting! ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: […]
A police captain, wanting to earn some money to pay his alimony, decided to hire himself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. He went to the front door of the first house, explained he was an off-duty police captain, who was looking to earn a little extra cash and asked the […]
Somehow I managed to allow my HTC ReZound to slip from my hand about a week & a half ago. Of course it had to land flat on the screen on the vinyl floor. After picking up the battery and the back cover I grabbed the phone only to discover that I’d just broken the […]
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Appropriated from Cop Humor on Facebook. @QBall45 A skinny little white guy goes into the holding room at County Jail, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says”7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound […]
I was invited to go trap shootin yesterday and one of the prizes I won was a jar of Tannerite. I’d heard of Tannerite before and how much fun exploding targets can be. However, I haven’t had the pleasure previous to yesterday. After mixing the contents according to the directions the plastic jar containing the […]
Wouldn’t it be easier to order online or pre-order in store? Waiting In Line for days is something I’ve never been able to understand. @QBall45