A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. “Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used […]
The next time you find yourself in a “discussion” with one of those liberals that simple doesn’t think you have any need for a firearm show ’em this. End said “discussion” with “I’m just trying to be green.” @QBall45
How Policy is made And then came the assumptions And the plan was completely without form And darkness was upon the faces of the street cops And they spoke amongst themselves saying: “IT IS A CROCK OF CRAP AND IT STINKETH.” And the street cops went to their Sergeants and sayeth unto them: “IT IS […]
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you […]