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Cop Humor #11 If Men Ruled The World

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If Men Ruled the World… Birth control would come in ale or lager. Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.” When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you … Read more

I’m Getting Too Low For Comfort

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Looks like a good time to make a fuel stop. 766 miles on this tank. Not cheap at $4.01 credit price but better than the $4.25 I saw in Rapid City. I’m much happier now with a full load of fuel in the tanks. 766 miles & used 174 gallons for 4.4 MPG. Doesn’t sound … Read more

Cop Humor #10 Anger Management

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ANGER MANAGEMENT When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the … Read more

Special Delivery From BigDogBo

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BigDogBo thank you for the box. I appreciate it as always. There’s not much better than a good cup of great coffee. The addition of a grinder… I’m speechless. Thank you sir.

Cop Humor #9 The Parrot

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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. “Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used … Read more