qball45 One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, … Read more
Drunk in Police Car A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He said, “No, I only live a mile away.” About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out … Read more
The first real snow of the season appears in Central Minnesota today. This is earlier than expected though not unusual. Are you prepared for winter? I know I’m not even close to being prepared. It’s time to get things ready for the long winter ahead. @QBall45
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 … Read more
BORED HUSBAND A wife insisted that her recently retired deputy sheriff husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, the wife is like most women; she loved to browse. Yesterday she received the following letter from the … Read more
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw.” From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, “You lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!” The judge turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a … Read more
It’s all in a days work I suppose. @QBall45
If pictures are worth a thousand words I figure that a video clip is even better. My advice on using RainX is to start with clean glass and then follow the instructions on the bottle. I generally get a weeks worth of driving which is usually around 3000 miles before I need to retreat the … Read more
The Police Department Structure Chief of Police Leaps tall buildings in a single bound …Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God Assistant Chief Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a … Read more
Today’s load is a full load of bacon grease. It’s being pumped off at a large feed mill to be used as an additive in livestock feed rations. @QBall45