This appears to be the perfect combination. The three amigos if you will. A splash of cologne to make you smell better. (as if that’s possible) A bit of horny goat weed to improve your poor performance. And last but not least a no-name-brand “Design Ribbed” condom… with raised spirals for her stimulation.
Seriously… If you find yourself in such desperate need of companionship that you resort to the mens room vending machine you need help.