Misc.

Grandma’s Boyfriend

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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.  Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’ Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and … Read more

Ole, The Norwegian Wrestler

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A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian… He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has”. Whatever you … Read more

It Pays To Read Your Product Lables

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I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!!!! It’s the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, “FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.” NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!! Well! … Read more

The “Green” Thing…

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In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.” The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. The former generation … Read more

Best Free BlackBerry Screenshot App

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The often asked question “how do you take screen shots?” The answer is simple, with a screen shot app. Ok… But, which one is best? There are many applications that will get the job done. Some are free while others are not. I have tried all of the free screen shot applications I can find. … Read more

Avoid your lovestick’s ‘depression’

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Dear orders, Even if your sex life is already rich and fulfilling… Imagine you had a little more energy… if your erections stayed harder… or you could go just a little longer… Or maybe you worry, when you climb under the covers, that you’re starting something you can’t finish? Well, now advancements in natural medicine … Read more