Time.com Cartoons Of The Week
I’ve been slackin in this department. Figure it’s about time for some more cartoons from Time.com where political & life humor happens daily. —@QBall45
I’ve been slackin in this department. Figure it’s about time for some more cartoons from Time.com where political & life humor happens daily. —@QBall45
A Minneapolis couple decided 2 go to Florida 2 thaw out during particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult 2 coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota and flew 2 Florida on Thursday, with […]
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell… Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was […]
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment ‘RENT FOR APARTMENT.’ On […]
I have never heard this said as plain or as well. Class war at its best. The folks who are getting the free shit, don’t like the folks who are paying for the free shit, because the folks who are paying for the free shit, can no longer afford to pay for both the free […]
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman. In a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph wiith herf ace up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away gor a couple seconds… to continue shaving. And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my […]
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a bass boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted […]
Police Stop at 1:00 A.M. An elderly man is stopped by the police at 1:00 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.” The officer then asks, “Really? Who […]
Dear Mom, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when […]
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, ‘Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan ‘ An old Master Sergeant sitting in the […]