Category: Funny Stuff
Supplies
At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, “You’re in charge of the cement.” Then he said to the Russian guy, “You’re in charge of the dirt.” Then he said to the Korean guy, “You’re in charge of the supplies.” Then he said, “I’m gonna be back […]
The Ultimate Parking Ticket
This is classic. Ever go shopping and find that some moron has parked like an idiot? Of course you have. We’ve all seen it. Wish you could give ’em a ticket that explains just how stupid they are? Yup… Me too. Well head on over to http://youparklikeanasshole.com and grab the handy pdf file and print […]
WINNER, World’s Shortest Essay
WINNER, World’s Shortest Essay. This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from London who won the World’s Shortest Essay competition. He was awarded a scholarship for his imagination and humour. Here’s an example of absolute brilliance: A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: 1) […]
Guidelines For My Daughter’s Date
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot […]
Guys Last Supper
After being caught out in the rain all day this guy decided he was hungry. Why not have a little Taco Bell? This guy doesn’t look well… Blowing his nose nonstop. Wth? His head hit the table! Hope he’s alright. I think this may have been his last supper. That’ll teach his to stand out […]