Funny Stuff

Supplies

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At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, “You’re in charge of the cement.” Then he said to the Russian guy, “You’re in charge of the dirt.” Then he said to the Korean guy, “You’re in charge of the supplies.” Then he said, “I’m gonna be back … Read more

The Ultimate Parking Ticket

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This is classic.  Ever go shopping and find that some moron has parked like an idiot?  Of course you have.   We’ve all seen it.  Wish you could give ’em a ticket that explains just how stupid they are?  Yup… Me too.   Well head on over to http://youparklikeanasshole.com and grab the handy pdf file and print … Read more

WINNER, World’s Shortest Essay

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WINNER, World’s Shortest Essay.  This is a story of a 16 year-old boy from London who won the World’s Shortest Essay competition. He was awarded a scholarship for his imagination and humour. Here’s an example of absolute brilliance: A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: 1) … Read more

Guys Last Supper

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After being caught out in the rain all day this guy decided he was hungry.  Why not have a little Taco Bell? This guy doesn’t look well… Blowing his nose nonstop. Wth?  His head hit the table!  Hope he’s alright.  I think this may have been his last supper.  That’ll teach his to stand out … Read more