Category: QBall’s Tales

________________________________________ Thanks Dad for sharing. This really explains when its “ok” to use the F word. — @QBall45

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, all live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ‘Yum! I smell maple syrup!’ The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ‘Oh, […]

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a beautiful young girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. “What are you doing?” he asks. “I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity. He asked […]

The following cartoons are brought to you by Time.com’s Cartoon Page. —@QBall45

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming.  Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, ‘So […]

A young Arab asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?” The father said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.” “And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the young man. “It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it […]

Im not certain how this rig ended up tipped over way out there in the ditch. Twin Cities Skyline I35W & I94 11’6″ The view standing on top of my trailer. Not empty yet. Still a little soybean oil left yet to pump off.

I’m not certain were my Dad gets some on the things he sends me by email. Most of it is extremely funny. This mornings email was no exception. The following pictures are from a nlog post on theChive titled “More candidates for parents of the year.” This blog appears to be filled with funny as […]

I received an email today from a friend of mine. It contained a truck load of pictures. Each has its own interesting story. The pictures speak for themselves. Be careful out there. Life is far to short to be careless. —@QBall45