Funny Stuff

I advise not talking to me unless you are clearly able to see the coffee cup in my hand.  If you notice I haven’t got my cup you might offer me one if you intend to have a conversation before noon.  –QBall45

This is exactly how it feels.

I know NASCAR racing fans will be on the edge of their seats in anticipation of the Green flag to drop for what is certain to be an exciting race. –QBall45

Most of us are allergic to one thing or another.  I happen to be allergic to dogs,  cats, molds and bullshit.  All of these things I can take medication for except for the last one.  That one just has to be dealt with as there’s no way to alleviate the symptoms. 

Every once in a while we all step right in it.  There’s not much way to completely avoid it 100% of the time.  All we can do is clean our feet off and move on. –QBall45

This isn’t a meeting that most ladies look forward to attending. –QBall45

Kids, I regret to inform you that Santa Claus has had an accident.  Apparently he had a bit too much eggnog while on a test flight.  Somehow he managed to fall out of the Sleigh.  As luck would have it, he was able to hitch a ride with an airliner that just happened to be … Read more

This isn’t my dog.  But the sentiment sure is fitting.  –QBall45

This isn’t my cat nor my Christmas Tree.  Though it could be… In fact… I’m not so sure it isn’t my cat… Nope.  It’s not.  –QBall45