Funny Stuff

Cop Humor #11 If Men Ruled The World

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If Men Ruled the World… Birth control would come in ale or lager. Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.” When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you … Read more

Cop Humor #10 Anger Management

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ANGER MANAGEMENT When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the … Read more

Cop Humor #9 The Parrot

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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. “Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used … Read more

Firearms Are “Green”

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The next time you find yourself in a “discussion” with one of those liberals that simple doesn’t think you have any need for a firearm show ’em this.  End said “discussion” with “I’m just trying to be green.” @QBall45