Firearms Related Stuff

Drunk in Police Car A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He said, “No, I only live a mile away.” About five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out … Read more

BORED HUSBAND A wife insisted that her recently retired deputy sheriff husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, the wife is like most women; she loved to browse. Yesterday she received the following letter from the … Read more

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw.” From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, “You lying bastard!” “Silence in the court!” The judge turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a … Read more

The Police Department Structure Chief of Police Leaps tall buildings in a single bound …Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God Assistant Chief Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a … Read more

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer said as he … Read more